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Realtime Notes: Quarterly Review pt.1

November 20, 2017

I recently passed the three-month mark in a project called Realtime Notes – a series of Instagram poems written rapidly in response to current events. I started on 17 August and have been posting at least once every day – currently on note 189 in about 90 days, so more like two a day on average.

The quarterly milestone seems like a chance to take stock, so here are some reflections on the journey so far. The review comes in two parts – the second part will contain some general reflections on the writing process. This first part is about (to borrow Hillary’s phrase) what happened. And a lot happened.

1. Terrorism

The project started with a poem about the terrorist attack in Barcelona, written in a maudlin moment on my own in the pub. Since then, incidents have included the shootings at Mandalay Bay and Sutherland Springs, the Manhattan van attack, and the failed Parsons Green attack in London (above).

Responding to these events in the moment means you don’t get the distance or perspective that time provides, but you do gain some of the emotional immediacy that comes with that weird, sickly breaking news moment. Wordsworth talked about poetry as ‘emotion recollected in tranquility’,  but this is more like emotion recollected while feeling emotional.

2. Natural disasters

Nature kept things pretty real, from the earthquakes in Baghdad and Mexico to hurricane season and the aftermath in Puerto Rico and elsewhere. The hurricanes poem (above) was an outlier in that it took longer to write than most of the poems. It’s an anagram poem where the right-hand column uproots and rearranges the words on the left. 

3. Deaths

This is a cheerful post so far, isn’t it? Inevitably, celebrity deaths were a recurring feature (among the countless anonymous deaths in Myanmar and elsewhere). Bruce Forsyth, John Ashbery, Lady Lucan, Hugh Hefner, Tom Petty (above), Ian Brady, Sean Hughes, Fats Domino, Charles Manson... 

4. Brexit

There was also a lot of Brexit going on. Negotiations, coughed conference speeches, David Davis, Liam Fox, Boris Johnson, Priti Patel, a general backdrop of geopolitics unfolding in the background of life. Again, the above poem was a slight outlier – a reverse Brexit alphabet that took a while to draft. 

I also continue to pursue my theory that Brexit MP Dan Hannan’s full name is Daniel Hanniel-Nanniel. This is entirely false, but it feels true and I intend to keep treating it as such.

5. Russia

The other unfolding story is Russia and its influence on various elections. One day, this will be a grand narrative that we’ll all watch on a BBC4 documentary. But it’s interesting (albeit distressing) to live through it in real time, as in the brief breaking news one above. 

It also makes for a good adventure story, tying in nicely with Stranger Things 2. While these Realtime Notes are all individual poems, I like to think of them as part of one continuous work, which is part-novelistic in form.

6. Trump

Talking of Russia, Trump loomed large and moronically over everything. Again, I often think about how all this will look in retrospect, from some (hopefully) calmer vantage point in the future. But it feels worthwhile to record what it’s like now. 

7. Weinstein and men

The Harvey Weinstein story has put a theme of maleness into a lot of the recent poems. If you remember that one poetry class you did in school, you might be aware of ‘masculine’ and ‘feminine’ rhymes, which I explored above. 

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And Kevin Spacey and Louis CK made a disturbing appearance for Hallowe’en. 

8. Bit of sport

Among the heavier issues, it’s nice to cover sport now and then. I’ve found myself writing live poems while following Liverpool and England games, which becomes a poetic sport in itself – writing and publishing the poem before a change in the scoreline ruins the last line.

9. A loft conversion

Part of the spirit of the project is to mix the personal and the political, the mundane and the momentous, in the same way that they are mixed in real life. For the last couple of months, we’ve had a loft conversion in progress, which provides some useful structural support for various metaphors.

10. Other things

And then there are all the little personal trials and domestic humdrum. From the point of view of the individual consciousness (in this case, mine) a busker or a squirrel in the garden can be as real a character as a president in some other country.

And maybe the squirrel really does know what will happen next.

That’s it for part one – in the next part, I’ll talk (mainly to myself) about the writing process, the poetic approach and the things I find interesting/challenging about the project. 

You can follow along at instagram.com/nickasbury – and sincere thanks if you already have been.

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Taste the indifference

November 10, 2017

The day the John Lewis Christmas ad is released seems like a good time to let you know there is an updated version of Perpetual Disappointments Diary in shops now. It’s not in John Lewis as far as we know, although it is in Sainsbury’s.

For the uninitiated, Perpetual Disappointments Diary is the journal / diary / life planner for people who wish they weren’t in the target market but stoically recognise that they are. It is also the answer to the perennial Christmas question: what do you get the person who has nothing? 

The most significant addition in this version is On This Day — reminders of key events from history including the invention of aspirin, the discovery of anti-matter, the development of the SOS distress signal, and the launch of LinkedIn.

There are also some new demotivational proverbs among the most depressing of the old. 

And there are some extra notes spreads.

All this, plus perennial favourites like Useful Travel Phrases, Bank Insecurity Questions and Personal SWOT Analysis.   

We were surprised to walk into Sainsbury’s recently and see the diary on sale alongside Fearne Cotton’s Happy Journal — an extreme experiment in shopper profiling. (Which will be skewed by the fact that ours is going very cheap.) But it’s exciting to see the diary getting out into the world and in front of more people.

For American readers, there is a version of the diary out with Chronicle Books, which is beautifully produced in a way that somehow makes the contents more disheartening.

Thanks to everyone who has grudgingly supported the diary on its journey from sad little self-initiated project to depressing mass market product.

Please buy the diary in your local independent shop, Blackwell's, Amazon, Hive, Waterstones etc. Or Sainsbury’s.  

New York Times interview

London Metro review

Telegraph article

Failure Magazine review

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14 ways of looking at 280 characters

November 9, 2017
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I've written a piece for Creative Review about Twitter's move from 140 to 280 characters. You can read it here.

It's not written from any particularly strongly held opinion — more an exploration of different ways of looking at it. 

My instinct is increasingly that it might not matter that much.

But please read the post anyway. 

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On brand stories

October 31, 2017

I've written an article on brand storytelling for the latest edition of Creative Review. You can read the whole thing here. 

It's partly a follow-up to this blog post I wrote in 2013, which looked in detail at the 'Story of TSB' ad that was running at the time, and ended with me writing 'The brand story of Chicken Licken', among others. 

That in turn was followed up by an interview I did for Martin Lee at Acacia Avenue in 2014, covering the good and bad aspects of brand storytelling. 

This blog post exists mainly to point you to other blog posts, like a blogging version of a choose-your-own-adventure tale. Which reminds me of one more link.

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No.39 Brexit update

No.39 Brexit update

Realtime notes

September 13, 2017

I’ve recently started a new project on Instagram called #realtime_notes – a series of poems/sketches that respond to current events, usually relating to top headlines or breaking news, with life events woven in. You can follow it all at instagram.com/nickasbury

No.1 In London

No.1 In London

It began by accident as I was on my own in the pub and felt like writing something – at the time, the news of the attacks in Barcelona had just broken. Since then, I’ve been posting at least once a day, and have recently passed the 50 mark.

No.3 Woke to the woke

No.3 Woke to the woke

The main register is a mix of the mundane/personal and political/global, for example pondering identity politics while bringing in the milk (above)...

No.4 Soft play

No.4 Soft play

...or reading more about the Barcelona attacks while sitting around at soft play.

With most of them, I refer specifically to breaking news or top headlines on the BBC, Guardian, NY Times, Twitter and elsewhere, basically as a way of forcing myself to write and publish them quickly, and ‘prove’ their realtime-ness.

No.7 Goalless at Anfield

No.7 Goalless at Anfield

For example, I started writing one while following the Liverpool match one Saturday and had to make sure I posted it before there was any change in scoreline (an advantage of the ‘Notes’ format is that it time-stamps each poem).

Most are written quickly – something like 20 mins – although the idea often brews in my head for a while before that. A few are more crafted and take longer, but still with a time pressure to get it out there before it feels like yesterday’s news.

No.8 Trump is talking

No.8 Trump is talking

For example, there was this densely rhyming one about Trump, Hunt and Hawking.

No.45 The hurricanes

No.45 The hurricanes

Or this recent anagram poem about the hurricanes, where the words in the right-hand column rearrange their counterparts in the left (an exception that definitely took longer).

No.20 Ultimate protection

No.20 Ultimate protection

Others are ultra-fast, like scribbling down phrases from an ad break.

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Or a series of haikus responding to transfer news on deadline day (scroll to view – won’t make sense unless you’re a football fan).

There are obvious downsides to writing like this – they say 95% of writing is editing, and it’s more like 99% with poetry. There is still editing involved in these, but you lose the sustained craft and hard-won quality that comes with most poetry.

On the plus side, you gain a certain crackle of spontaneity and urgency. I’ve always liked poems and songs that respond quickly to events – I remember reading about Woody Guthrie being able to pick up a newspaper in the morning and have a few topical songs written by lunchtime. It feels like poetry should be able to do that, and platforms like Instagram make it more possible.

Beacon Rock Golf Course

Beacon Rock Golf Course

It also feels in tune with these times, where we live out our personal lives against a permanent backdrop of big breaking news (like those golfers pictured recently with the burning hillside behind them). The news generally breaks via the phone, which is where the poems are written – I’ve always liked the Notes feature, and it feels natural to use it here.

No.50 iPhone

No.50 iPhone

I’m not sure how long it will last, but I hope there will be a cumulative effect over time, where the poems are so stuffed with real-world references that they become an interesting chronicle to look back on in future (or maybe they’ll make no sense at all).

Anyway, it comes in a spirit of trying something and seeing where it goes, even if it ends up at a dead end – you can follow along at instagram.com/nickasbury

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